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Thursday, March 22, 2007

"Now is the time when we dance!"

Work Permit Status: ACCEPTED
New Expiration Date: March 21, 2009

Kia Ora, Brooksie!

Your work and play session here in New Zealand has been extended another two years. We have noticed that you like our cafes and our outdoor walks, and this has been a check in your favour.

We have also noticed that you have a long way to go here in New Zealand, with about fifty zillion kajillion coffee houses and walks left to try - and that's just in the Wellington region alone. So hop to it, mister!

Don't forget to submit your application for residency, sort of now-ish. We invited you over two months ago and you've only got about three weeks left before that particular offer is off the table. We know you like going to the doctor and having your blood drawn and all that, but please don't let that be a reason to let this invitation slide just so you can do it all over again. There's a good fellow.

Your blog is no more than a mere blip on our radar, even though you've been added to the NZ City collection of personal web pages - of which there are hundreds. So you'll have to do better than that, Brooksie, to really stand out. Might we suggest getting published or perhaps landing a role in one of our many theatrical productions? That's right, Carpe freakin' Diem and all that.

OK before we let you go we'll leave you with this strange new video that's taking the world by storm! It would have been good enough for "Sprockets", ach meine Lieben!

His Hands Are... Bananas


Blogger Beechball said...

I'll have to check out these video's later, i'm in English at the moment and I don't think my teacher would appreciate me watching them in class, lol. As soon as I get home, though, watch out! :P

1:23 AM  
Blogger Beechball said...

Okay,... I saw it, I don't know what to say... other than this, I am literally speechless.


2:25 PM  
Blogger Brooksie said...

Yeah, wasn't that weird?? It was funny at first, but at the end I couldn't help but feel a little creeped out.

The one girl in it was kinda cute though :D

9:15 PM  

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